Cream tangerine and montelimar.
Celebrity chefs. What a pointless bunch of cunts. A few years ago I had a twats league table, but I abandoned it after it became apparent that the celebrity chefs were unreachable at the top. By far the worst is Delia, how the fuck she manages to stay on TV is anyone’s guess, she must have something on someone. I was channel hoping the other day and happened across a program with Sofie Grigson, the last time I saw her she was relatively svelte but now she’s the size of a small county. If you couple this huge weight increase with the fact that Ainsley Harriot hasn’t been seen in a while….. well I’ll let you put the pieces together. I only hope she didn’t burn the sauce.