Archive for October, 2007

Scaramouch, will you do the fandango.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

The Vatican has decided to hold a scientific conference for astronomers. A bit of a U turn considering they only admitted Galileo was right about 20 years ago. They are interested in searching for cold dark matter and black holes and have invitedĀ  over 200 scientists to a five-day conference in search of disc galaxies.

You couldn’t make this shit up. Why-oh-why would you search for the answers to deep cosmic questions when at the end you are going to attribute it all to a fucking sky fairy ?

Hoist by their own petard ? Let’s fucking hope so.

Fear.

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

I have conquered one of my two fears. I have been to the dentist. She’s very nice considering the fact she’s Joseph Mengele’s grand daughter. I had some work done, I don’t know what she did, I kept my eyes closed throughout. I go back in January for a check up.

My one remaining fear is the dreaded Moth, hairy evil bastards that they are. I’m on a quest to rid the earth of their evil scourge. Let’s hope to fuck I never run into the Amazonian dentist moth.